FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS FOR ACTIVITIES DURING COVID-19
*** Please read the following before firing a question at us via email or social media ***
Q. Do you have any Paddleboards available this weekend?
A. All available Covid-Safe Pay & Play activities can be found here. These have proved popular and book up quickly. If you only have the option to select '1' place, then all other places have been booked.
Q. I can only see 2 places available and I need 3, is this possible? (or variations of this).
A. Nope, what is shown available is the total number of spaces remaining. We won’t compromise this, no matter how many cookies you bribe us with.
Q. I would like to book Pay & Play for 8 of us next weekend, but website won’t let me?
A. The maximum induction group size we are able to deliver whilst complying with government guidance is 5 (6 including the instructor). You may have to book onto multiple induction times… They run every 15 minutes.
Q. If I hire a paddleboard can me and my family share it and swap and change during the hour?
A. Nope, the person on the booking is the person that is issued with the equipment and training goes on the paddleboard (or kayak, canoe etc)
Q. We want to hire a kayak on Tuesday evening next week for an 87th birthday party, but can’t see it on your website?
A. What you see, is what we have available. If it’s not showing, we don’t currently offer it.
Q. Will you be doing swimming again this year?
A. No plans to reintroduce swimming. We took it off the programme a couple of years ago now.
Q. Can I bring my own canoe/paddleboard/inflatable unicorn?
A. We offer the option to launch approved craft for the natural number of occupants during opening times. Inflatable kayaks and canoes are not permitted. We have also introduced a Launch Membership for pre-approved craft. Details of membership can be found here.
Q. I've booked a time for hiring a kayak, can I come at any time?
A. [Insert 'Face Palm' Emoji here] - No, you've booked a specific time. The specific times exist for a reason. You need to be ready to start at your booked time. If you miss your booked time, we cannot move it and you miss out and don't get a refund.
Q. I’ve made a booking, but I’ve now heard that 12 droplets of rain are expected. Can I get a refund or move it to a day when the weather is like it is in the Maldives?
A. Errr. No. The only time we cancel is if we believe the weather conditions to be unsafe. We have clear risk assessments of when this is and will contact you and refund if this is the case. We cannot promise perfect weather or predict when it might be.
Q. I’ve got a Buy One Get One Half Price voucher, can I use it to book on the website?
A. What we are currently able to offer is dramatically different from our normal Pay & Play service, so BOGOHP vouchers cannot be redeemed at this time. Once normal service resumes, we will extend the expiry date of your voucher so you can use it.
Q. Your website booking system isn’t working. It won’t let me do what I want to do/get what I want?
A. It has been well trained to filter out people that are unqualified to be customers ;) In seriousness it is working fine and may be an issue with your browser/settings. We have had thousands of people book without issue and the software is used globally by outdoor providers. Try another device or update your operating system.
Q. Can we just come along for a picnic / barbeque / to spectate?
A. No, we are not permitting anyone on site who is not directly participating in the activity. This is to protect our staff and minimise the number of people our staff and customer come into contact with. If you are bringing someone else along and not participating yourself, you will be expected stay in or near your car in the carpark.
Q. Can our dog come along and join us on the boat/board?
A. Pooches are more than welcome. We've never had any dogs break equipment; Get abusive to staff when told off for breaking rules; leave litter and debris around the place; or give us a 1* review on Trip Advisor for stopping them swimming in the lake. Please make sure you clean up after them. And if you can get them to sit still on a Paddleboard you're doing better than me.
Q. Can you tell me if X, Y, or Z is available?
A. Don’t be lazy… check yourself. All availability is shown on the website and activities that we are currently able to safely offer have been updated with a COVID SAFE icon on the booking link.
Q. You’re not open on Tuesday evening, but I’ve got my own kit, can I come along and launch it then?
A. No, that’s called trespassing and quite frankly we’ve had enough of it this season. Please stick to the times available and help us keep the business alive. We do have CCTV... We will find you.. And we will arrange a staff party in your back garden, complete with paddling pool, motocross bikes and drunk teenagers, if you abuse this.
Q. I would like to try paddleboarding… Do you offer lessons?
A. You really don’t need a lesson to get out and try paddleboarding (SUP). We give you all the kit and a briefing of how to use it and its then a case of going out and having a play. If you’re not getting wet, you’re not trying hard enough.
Q. I’ve just tried to book a course/activity on your website and it’s not letting me?
A. It is likely that the activity you have selected is not currently available. We have had to review everything and are slowly releasing them with additional control measures when we believe it is safe to do so.
Q. I’m trying to organise a group of 15 for my friends 18th birthday/hen party/bar mitzva, what can you offer?
A. I think you have missed the point of the restrictions that are in place across most of the world… They apply to YOU too!
Q. I can’t believe you’re not open tomorrow evening. The weather is meant to be great?
A. If we could, we would. Our business is dramatically different from how we envisaged it at this point in the season, and no matter how much business advice you give us, it isn’t going to change what we are able to offer. Maybe consider we know what we’re doing better than you ;)
Q. How much is it to use the inflatable obstacle course at the park and beach and can I book?
A. I don’t know, best you ask the business that runs it who should be able to help you out. Google 'Cotswold Country Park and Beach'.
Q. I've just seen you have opened up some courses. How have you made them Covid-Safe?
A. In addition to the control measures we have in place for Pay & Play... We have limited the number of courses happening at any one time and staggered starts to minimise cross over in key areas. Course ratios have been changed to a maximum of 1:6 for all available activities. Changing room and toilet space will ONLY be available for course customers with limited areas, hygiene stations and additional cleaning processes. Where possible, lunches will be taken outside. If this is not possible, individual course groups will have their own indoor space to allow safe distancing from others.
Q. I’ve got another question that is likely answered thoroughly on your website or on a recent social media post, but I’m lazy and can’t be bothered to look so will you answer it for me?
A. Please check out the website and FAQ… If after that you still have a question, and nobody else can help, maybe you can hire… The A Team. (or message us again)